3.23.2026

HAMLET INTERRUPTUS

with William Shakespeare

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles—

Think of all the time your PC sits around
Gathering dust in a corner of your home.
Turn all that downtime into a side hustle!
Your computer could be making you a mint!

I earn two thousand dollars an hour working
On my PC. Never in a million years
Would I have believed it. Then Horatio made
Two hundred fifty thousand grand in two weeks.

He showed me I could do it. And so can you!

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