So this morning I’m doomscrolling the headlines and it seems a great white shark has been eaten by an even more ginormous shark. I mean what the fuck. That’s straight-up cannibalism. A whole raw shark, without sharing. What a pig. I can’t even. And what if you’re the widow? Daddy’s gone to live on a nice fish farm, kids, where he’ll have a lot of room to swim around. There were options. Sailboats, rowboats, tankers, yachts, cruise ships, kayaks, party boats—the smorgasbord of the floating human world—not to mention all the fishes in the deep blue sea. I’m done.
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Ha! So good, real fun... and yea. I agree... wtf.