3.2.2026
THIS POEM
Presents itself for your consideration. Freely admits to scanning other poems with envy. Has stood before honest mirrors and failed to slash its pathetic fallacies but eyes its own wrists with sinister intent. Having wept and fasted, having wept and prayed in its servile aping of the Modernists, has presumed to crash the poetic banquet, only to be bounced, teary and ravenous. Chairlifted to the summit of Parnassus, has had to schuss down on its scrawny backside, clutching a ski in each of its sad mittens. Dear reader, if you’re still reading, you’ve allowed this poem to waste your time. What have you done.
NOTE
Welcome, new subscribers, and thank you. From time to time I will be dipping into the archive and reposting some poems you probably haven’t seen. For readers who remember seeing this poem before (in slightly different form), I hope you enjoyed it then and hope you’ve enjoyed it this time, too.

I so enjoy this poem each time I read it. I especially love this:
has had to schuss down on its scrawny backside,
clutching a ski in each of its sad mittens.
You kill me!