OMG, I really appreciated your hilarious offer of mounting a sneak attack 😹😹😹😹
Sadly (or happily) at the moment, “I have no enemies” (as Nobel Peace Laureate Liu Xiaobo famously stated, despite his imprisonment and torture in a Chinese prison). But if I did, you’d be the first poet I’d call😹
Ha! Classic lines. My favorites are "It feels like it wants to be two poems" and "The poem doesn’t start till stanza 3" (I've heard those so many times because I am pretty long-winded in my first drafts 😁).
Hahahaha!
Oh I needed this this morning. Thank for an out loud laugh!
Such familiar
refrains
It pains
me to say
I've heard them
This was exactly my thought as I read this.
🥲😂
Brilliant. This is so damned true.
OMG, I really appreciated your hilarious offer of mounting a sneak attack 😹😹😹😹
Sadly (or happily) at the moment, “I have no enemies” (as Nobel Peace Laureate Liu Xiaobo famously stated, despite his imprisonment and torture in a Chinese prison). But if I did, you’d be the first poet I’d call😹
“Venmo, CashApp, Bitcoin, ether . . .” Now I’m off to earn some epiphanies.
So funny!
Ashberry blasphemy! ;-|
Take my money!! This is gold.
Oh my God, that's why people keep saying these things to me . . . they're getting paid. I feel SO much better now. 😂
I love this.
Ha! Classic lines. My favorites are "It feels like it wants to be two poems" and "The poem doesn’t start till stanza 3" (I've heard those so many times because I am pretty long-winded in my first drafts 😁).
Not to mention "This isn't working for me, but I can almost see what you were going for."
I ignore critics.
I just throw stuff and let God (or Substack) sort it out.
Indeed, sir. I do this on the regular.
Ditto that!
Dark.
It's very close, btw, to the kind of boilerplate remarks you might get in a fiction workshop too.
Indeed it is. The glorious passive aggression of it all.
Spit laughing!